I saw your career and it scared the shit out of me.
“Jeff Ross you are the reason I decided to become successful. Who’s laughing now Lorne Michaels? My man Bill is! This guy is cashing checks from the 4th largest mobile provider in the nation.”
“If at any point James fully opens his eyes tonight, there will be six more weeks of summer.”Ībout Bill Hader’s departure from SNL “When he left SNL ever single person was like, ‘what are you doing? you’re never going to work again! Like Ever!’ What does Bill do? Boom! He books himself a T-Mobile commercial. “I’m just here to get slightly more famous.” But not enough people are going to touch on how much of an asshole you’ve become.” A lot of people are going to touch on your weight tonight Jonah. Seth what does this other guy look like that you are the face of this operation?” “Seth Rogen has a writing partner named Evan Goldberg. Which makes sense because they both sucked some dicks and made 3 good movies. “James became famous for playing James Dean.
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To have a room full of his friends shit all over him” “We’re here for James to live out one of his sexual fantasies. Speaking of 140 characters nobody gives a shit about Bill Hader is here.” It has Jews, gays and whatever Aziz is”Ī lot of people are live tweeting this event. “This dais is literally Hitler’s wishlist. It didn’t help much since Hill took a beating as did Aziz Ansari who recounted the night with one of the biggest burns on the whole dais that made more than its share of gay jokes aimed at Franco.īut enough talking, here were some of the best jokes from the highly viewed night. Jonah Hill delivered some very well written jokes while anxiously waiting to catch it himself, so much in fact that he followed every burn up with a, “Andy’s awesome.” or “I love Bill.” Just to remind people that he was indeed joking. Andy Samberg pulling an anti-comedy set that was last seen by Norm McDonald on the Bob Saget Roast and just as effective. Bill Hader’s spot-on impression as the president of Hollywood. Jeff Ross was on his game as usual as the Roastmaster General. Host Seth Rogen brought his trademark stoner charm to the night that saw comedians Nick Kroll, Sarah Silverman, and Natasha Leggero deliver solid roast jokes. He tends to collect experiences, so why not sit through a few hours of your friends ripping you apart on TV? There was no need to find a random celeb that didn’t know the roastee, or fill the dais with comedians that could roast anything.įranco has always been willing to do things outside of what most of his status would, whether that be making movies he wants, acting on a soap opera, or attending college just for the hell of it. With said star came his friends, who happen to be other Hollywood stars. It wasn’t just the roast of another comedian, or a figure who embodies a caricature (Flavor Flav, Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen) this is an A-list Hollywood actor coming off an Oscar nomination. The shows was a turning point for the network and it’s roasts for they managed to hook a whale. Well last night was the night we’ve been waiting for as Comedy Central set its sights on the one and only James Franco.